This week’s white board quip has a pretty funny story behind it. Stephen Hunter was (is?) a movie reviewer for the Washington Post. The following is his review of the movie “Gigli” (pronouced “jee-lee,” widely accepted as the worst movie of the early 21st century).

Ach. Oy. Woe and poo, bleccch and uck! ZZZZZ-zzz…

When cheese gets it’s picture taken, what does it say?
- George Carlin

Another milestone, of sorts, snuck (Sneaked? Snookered?) past last week. And as such, we are forced to celebrate the two hundred first white board quip.

Hooray. (Party horn sound.)

And here it is: Another Dilbert, Pointy-Haired Boss quip.

Ooh. I think I felt a little personal growth there.
- The Pointy-Haired Boss

Oh. Well, that might have been a little inappropriate.

Oh well. Have a great week!

I got this from a web comic about a recently deceased ghost. It was weird and had too much poopy language, but I at least I got a good white board quip out of the deal!!

Thanks for living. We value your feedback. We’d love to know why you canceled your subscription to being alive.
- Paul, who is a ghost

P.S. Once again, two WBQ’s in a row means I’m not blogging enough. Ugh! I do have some big news to share, though. So maybe soon.

This week’s white board quip asks a ponderous question.

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?