October 18, 2004 - 4:01 pm
Just incase you were looking for more signs that the end of the universe is just around the corner…
It’s official, Warner Brothers is slated to release a movie version of “The Dukes of Hazzard” in 2005. Yes, the show that brought us the worst cultural stereotypes in history is going to the silver screen. And it gets worse, as hard as that is to believe.
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Seann William Scott (aka Stifler from American Pie) as Bo |  |
Johnny Knoxville (aka Jackass) as Luke |  |
Jessica Simpson (aka the worst airhead in America) as Daisy |
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Willie Nelson (aka the nastiest long haired man ever) as Uncle Jesse |  |
Burt Reynolds (aka should have retired after Smokey and the Bandit 2) as Boss Hogg | Stifler, Jackass, Jessica “Chicken of the Sea” Simpson, Willie “Wash your hair” Nelson, and Good ol’ Burt doing Dukes of Hazzard; proof positive that there is no God in Hollywood. I can’t wait. This is going to be the most sucktacular movie of all time! | |
(Kudos to Apropos of Something for the tip.)
