How often do you dig through your old emails archives? I don’t do it enough, it would seem. I got rid of almost half of my old saved emails today, almost all of them pertained to past events or projects long dead and buried.

In the process I found a bunch of really great net jokes that I kept, but never forwarded on. (You can thank me later.) Still, they are funny. So instead of forcing jokes down your … inbox, I’ll post them here where you can ignore them so much easier.

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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, saying, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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More to come later.

WBQotW #15 is another quip from my old Doctor Demento cassette tape. This is from “The Happy Happy Joy Joy Song” of Ren and Stimpy fame.

“I told you I’d shoot, but you didn’t believe me! WHY didn’t you believe me?!”