This week’s WBQotW is a little weird because I’m posting it on Friday. That’s because I’m going to be gone next week (and I was lazy and didn’t do one this week). It comes from another piece of old net lore that being a long list of signs in other countries which are poorly translated into English for the sake of the ignorant masses of mono-lingual English Speakers (of which I am a member, so shut up about it).

Sign in a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.

If that weren’t so true it’d be funny.

Read more such things here or there’s a whole site of them that are really enjoyable at Engrish.com.

File this under cruel and unusual.

“Me” is Steve from The Sneeze. “The Boy” is his four-year-old son. Talk about crushing the dreams of the future generation.

From The Sneeze:

The Boy: I want to be a hobo when I grow up!

Me: You don’t like beans.

The Boy: Oh yeah.