I know it must be hard for you to believe, but I’m not real big on this whole Valentine’s Day thing. In fact, I might have missed it all together if it weren’t for the fact that my wife and I are celebrating a friend’s birthday tonight. Oh, looky there. Haven’s birthday is on V Day.
The way I see it, I love my wife every day all year long. Why would I go out of my way to, at great expense, “prove” that I love her on some arbitrary day established, no doubt, to boost sales of flowers and candy.
Fortunately, my wife is the coolest wife in the whole world. (Sorry, all you married guys, but mine’s better. Deal with it.) She’s not happy about my feelings on V Day, but she’s okay with it.
Jess’s wife has an even more extreme take on the matter which I will let him explain.
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Addendum:
I should clarify something. The only way any guy can get away with shrugging off V Day is if he showers his wife with love the rest of the year. Honestly, due to my work schedule over the last few months, I have not been pulling my weight in that regard. Sorry, Squirt. I’ll do better, I promise.
