March 9, 2009 - 8:57 pm
I’m scheduled to get a couple of cavities filled this Friday. I went for ten years without seeing a dentist. When I finally did, I had two cavities. That was six months ago. Now, suddenly, I’ve got two more cavities! I think it’s a conspiracy.
If I only had one tooth, I think I would brush it a real long time.
– Steven Wright
