Last I read, the US rip-off of UK’s “The IT Crowd” has been canceled. Probably for the better, since we’d have ruined it. Now, I just need the Brits to make more.

That girl earlier, that tried to beat me to death with her shoes. Did anybody get her number?
Roy – The IT Crowd

This is a remix of a Russian singer popular in the 70’s. In the original, he real does sing a whole song with no discernible words. But I think you’ll agree this version is much more entertaining.

Whoa! Look what I found! One of those blast-from-the-past posts that never got posted. I watched all these movies over a year ago and I just found this in my post queue. I often write quick outlines and save them in my queue so I can come back later and polish them up into my usual blogging excellence. In this case, though, I think I’ll just post the outline. I kind of like the rapid fire style. So here goes: An old dusty Movie Review Roundup!

The Postman – Panned by critics. But I really liked it. Most clever and realistic feeling post-apocalyptic story I’ve seen. Three grins.

Apocalypto – Very exciting. Behind the (ample) gore and action, though, is a tender story. Four grins.

Benny & Joon – Cute, thoughtful. A little sad, but with a happy ending. Plus Depp doing what he does so well: creating a memorable character. Three grins.

A Fistful of Dollars – Gritty, dark, bloody, and just a tiny bit campy. Everything that made spaghetti westerns wonderful. Three grins.

Enemy of the State – Plays heavily on the anti-Patriot Act, privacy garbage. Big brother can ruin your life and there’s nothing you can do about it. Besides all that, still a really fun movie with lots and lots of action. Will Smith, playing Will Smith, does pretty good. Gene Hackman, playing Gene Hackman, but older and grumpier does better. Three grins.

The Bridge On the River Kwai – (“On the river” not “over the river”) Brilliant. Guiness as the “Officer and Gentleman,” stuffed shirt Brit, for whom honor and moral becomes secondary to war effort. William Holden as the “lazy American” doing whatever it takes to get by and save his skin. Both are probably truer than we’d like to believe. A true classic. Five grins.

Bee Movie – Craptastic!! It was the worst episode of Seinfield ever. Dumb, stupid, boring and dumb. Zero grins if I could, but must give it one.

Up – Really good, as usual. Maybe not as good a story (for a kid movie). This one seems to be more targeted at adults. Stop living your life so fast before you miss your chance at adventure. Oh, and bring a tissue box. Stupid movie made my eyes get all sweaty in the first 10 minutes. Four grins.

Mummy Returns – Not bad for a sequel. Lacks the discovery of the first one. Kind of rushes through all the horror of the first movie without much fanfare. Nobody seems to mind that the mummy has been brought back to life AND his girl too. Wasn’t that the whole point of the first movie? Now it happens and it’s almost a subplot. Two grins.

About Schmit – Ugh. Horrible. Boring, depressing, sad, awkward, predictable. There were exactly two laugh-out-loud moments, both of which I saw coming from a mile away. The rest was like getting teeth pulled. One grin.

Dan in Real Life – Why does anyone want to watch these “feel bad” movies? Movies that are depressing and sad. Does it somehow make them feel better about their own crappy lives? Blech. Count me out. One grin.

We were grateful for a forgiving schedule after our New Orleans mission trip. We drove home Friday after a very successful trip. That gave us Saturday to rest and do laundry. My wonderful wife sent me to my room, so to speak. I had both Transformers and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen from Netflix so she sent me up to the media room with a bowl of popcorn and orders to relax and watch them both.

First, let me just say that the media room is Oh-Mazing! Booming sound and razor sharp picture and all for half the price of a big flat-screen. I hope to get a post up about how we did it.

Now for the reviews:

I think it’s very interesting that nearly all the cartoons I used to watch after school when I was in the fourth grade have now been made into live-action movies. It says something about the people running Hollywood right now. They’re all my age and watched the same stuff. (Hmm. Not sure if I like that or not.) Transformers was my favorite show, followed closely by GI Joe and Thundercats. GI Joe flopped and Thundercats is slated for 2012.

Transformers had a lot to live up to for me. And I’d have to say it came pretty close. The CGI was really amazing. But I’m left wondering if we’ve reached that sad day when mind-blowing CGI isn’t enough to make a movie good (ahem… Avatar). I think we’re so used to not believing our eyes anymore that no effects can be “shockingly” good. Still, the effects really were good enough that the should have been shocking.

The story line was interesting enough. The plot was well presented and the characters were (mostly) well developed. I’m not sure about the Aussie government code cracker. She seemed kind of tacked on, like duct tape over a gaping plot hole. But otherwise, not bad.

The acting was… ok. The movie stars the guy with the sissiest name in Hollywood, Shia LaBeouf. (Poor kid must have got beat up every day at recess.) Shia, like many other “movie stars” (I hesitate to call them “actors”) comes across as the same guy in every movie he’s in, including the last Indiana Jones. The movie’s eye-candy girl, Megan Fox, also turned in a thoroughly forgettable performance.

You have to go waaay down the credits to find the voice talent that was so exactly the way I remembered it was almost scary. There’s good reason though. The voice of Optimus Prime was none other than Peter Cullen who voiced the cartoon in the 80’s (along with Eeyore on Winnie the Pooh… weird).

So, with C- acting, but a solid A in every other category, and a healthy dose of nostalgia, I’ll give it three grins.

I was more than a little surprised when I heard they were making a sequel. “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”, from the get-go, strikes me as one of those unnecessary sequels. One of those, “Hey, that movie made a lot of money, we should do it again,” kind of sequels. Especially since I watched them back-to-back, I’m confident that there were no loose ends or unexplored plot twists from the first movie. But, let’s give it a fair shake and see how it holds up.

As with many similar sequels, there’s no need to play out the initial mystery over who and/or what the transformers are. There’s no need to develop the characters. There’s no need to explain the plot. So, they don’t. Well, that’s not entirely true. The plot needed a lot of explaining. In fact, even with a little too much time spent on exposition, I still felt like I didn’t know the whole story.

Maybe I’m not hard-core fan-boy enough. Maybe this was all part of the obscure Japanese comic book series that predated my 4th grade afternoon diversions. But I just didn’t buy the whole Simarillion-esque back story on which the plot for Fallen rests. You know, the old “long before anything you know about this story, there were these super-powerful god-like dudes that are suddenly relevant. In fact, they’re still around and now they’re going to destroy the world.” Or something like that.

Anyway, there wasn’t much that made this movie anything more than “just another Transformers”. They didn’t up the realism because there wasn’t much room for that. They didn’t introduce any new characters other than the afore mentioned god-guy and some comic relief (and believe me, no movie is improved by adding Jar Jar Binks, much less two of him). Oh, and remember what I wrote about five paragraphs ago about Sissy LaBeouf’s acting? Yeah. Copy and paste that here. And the same for Miss Meat-Market Fox.

My rating system doesn’t seem to handle “It doesn’t suck, but it’s not great.” If I allowed for half-grins, I’d give this one two and a half. But I can’t start that. Besides, half a grin is just a smirk, and that means something completely different. So, I’m left giving this one three grins. with a note that it’s not really quite good enough to earn it.

Next week is Spring Break and you know what that means! What? No. Vacation? Who takes a vacation on Spring Break?! We’re going on a mission trip!

We had plans to return to Galveston to rebuild in the wake of Hurricane Ike. But the ministry with which we were going to work had some funding issues so we had to make a quick change of plans. Our missions coordinator got in touch with the churches we worked with in New Orleans a couple of years ago. They’ve still got plenty of work to do rebuilding the damage caused by Hurricane Katrina. (Can you believe that?! Five and half years after the storm!)

Plans are still very fluid (even more than usual), but it looks like we are going to be insulating and sheet-rocking a house that has stood stripped to the studs for four years.

As a perk, we will be able, on Sunday afternoon, to visit many of the homes and people we helped on the 2007 and 2008 trips.

Last night, while looking for some unrelated files on my backup hard drive, I stumbled across the raw video from our 2007 trip. It was more emotional that I expected. It stirred up those feelings of sadness for the loss and joy for the help and hope we were able to bring. It’s going to be a great trip.

As usual, please pray.

What?! A new Work From Home Friday video!? YAAAAY!