Thank goodness for Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and their buddies in Congress. We can all rest easier tonight knowing that they are working hard to save our country.

Recently, they past a bill that is so important that it that it was brought to the floor even though Congress is too busy to approve the 2011 budget until after the first week of November. (Now, wasn’t there something important about this November? Gee, I can’t remember.)

And what is this super important, earth shaking, universe altering law? The law requires that in any existing federal laws, the term “mentally retarded” must be replaced with “an individual with an intellectual disability.” Can I get a, “Amen!”And please raise my taxes to pay the legal clerks dug through mountains of legislation in order to carry this out!! Cuz it’s that important.

I am so proud to be an American, and can’t wait to exercise my right to vote out these “individuals with intellectual disabilities” currently in office.

[Actually, I don’t have that right, because all three of the Right–Wing–Conservative crazy Republicans that represent me are doing their level best to stop the maddness.]

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