So, if you follow my Twitter feed or Facebook statuses… statum… stati… whatever… then you know that we’ve had some rotten weather this Spring and last night specifically.

With the horror stories of massive tornadoes this year, Tammy and I were both thinking about emergency planning. I did some research on the subject and found that we were missing some important aspects. (Below are some things for you to think about too!) Purely by coincidence we had just discussed emergency plans and what we were missing in our storm shelter not knowing that six hours later, we’d be cozied up in that same, very recently stocked, shelter.

Our storm closet is right off the living room, so we spent most of the evening sitting on the floor outside the closet door, where we could still see the TV, dressed in our motorcycle gear for maximum protection. The local weather guys were frantically trying to follow the storm that had three main parts, all tracking across the metroplex, and all producing dangerous rotations, straight line winds, and very large hail. Many of our friends and coworkers suffered damage from wind and baseball sized hail!

A storm chaser reported a large rotation less than a mile from our house and within seconds there was a brief roar of wind that made our whole house creak. It only lasted for a couple of seconds, but it made me glad we were in our shelter with our motorcycle gear on, ready for the worst.

After the weather cleared, we checked over the house and everything seemed intact. This morning, Tammy checked out the neighborhood. A half a block away, several fences and trees were totaled. One house lost their covered porch. The porch roof folded up onto the house roof. Thank you, God, for protecting us!!

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Emergency Preparedness

At Home:

Shelter: Designate a small, internal (no windows) room or closet on the lowest floor (basement is best) to be your storm shelter. Bathrooms are good, especially if there is a bathtub. Store in this room: flashlight, first aide kit, blankets, water, a battery or hand-crank radio (make sure it gets good reception in that room). Also recommended: goggles/eye protection, dust masks, a mattress or other form of padding to protect you from debris. And don’t forget extra clothes and sturdy shoes.

Disasters often happen at night, so you might just make it into your shelter in your jammies (if you wear jammies *wink*). You don’t want to crawl out of the wreckage of your house naked and barefoot! And, in case you are trapped in the rubble, you need to be able to survive for a few days with only what is in your shelter.

We chose the large closet under our staircase. We already store our motorcycle gear there, so it’s convenient to put it on for protection.

Supplies: In case you are stranded at home or conveniences are unavailable, you should have everything you need to survive for a week. Obviously: non-perishable food and water (1 gallon per person per day). Less obvious, but just as necessary: Toilet paper, medications, feminine products, person protection (That you know how to use!!), and first aide (That you know how to use!!)

We have a stash in our shelter closet and always have a pile of Cliff Bars, canned food, and water in the kitchen.

Away From Home:

Meeting Points: What if a massive tornado hits your work place or school? Your car will be destroyed and your cell phone won’t work. What if your neighborhood is destroyed while you are away. The police will probably block off the entire area to prevent looting. How will you find each other.

For every location that you spend a lot of time, you need to have a near-by meeting point. Not so near that it would also be destroyed, but near enough that you could walk there. Even better if it’s on or near a major road or highway so your loved ones will be able to get there easily. Pick a place small enough that you won’t be lost in a crowd. Walmart: no. Starbucks: yes.

How come nobody has told be about this before?!

May 25th is Geek Pride Day!

Oh, and also, Happy Towel Day! I wonder if that’s just a coincidence. Only the infinite probability drive could come up with two such holidays sharing the same day.

It’s Work From Home Friday! Enjoy!

Funniest YouTube I’ve seen in at least the last five minutes. Love this stuff.

Yyyouch. That’s got to sting a little. News like this must be painful for the Bronco Bomber.

It’s interesting to me to see the early upturn in the graph. It corresponds exactly G Dub’s swing into the “spend your way out” fallacy. Poor George. How did he get so lost so fast?

Funny how, after it didn’t work for George, the Bomber thought adding more zeros to the budget would some how work. In fact (as you can see) it just exacerbated the problem. Hmm. Maybe those fiscal conservatives aren’t all morons after all.

Hiking is just walking where it’s okay to pee outside.

This week’s white board quip is brought to you by Wolf Pen Gap in the Ouachita National Forest in Western Arkansas. Tammy and I had a fantastic vacation there last weekend.

We trailered Thumper and Buzz up there and rode all over the places where it’s okay to pee outside. I have some pictures and video that I hope to put together later this week along with a full report. But for now, let me just say that my wife is awesome. This was only her second time on her four-wheeler and she did amazingly well. Together we rode every open trail in Wolf Pen Gap, even the hardest ones. We only chickened out on the single hardest obstacle there, a big boulder field. I’m such a lucky guy.

Today, I was surfing YouTube… er… I mean… I was working… yeah, working. That’s it. I was working and stumbled across the video below. The fact that I stumbled across this completely by accident is pretty amazing.

Long ago, I posted about my glory days racing “thunder bombers” and Dirt Track Speedway in Amarillo. Well, the video below features thunder bombers racing at that very same track! The name has changed and, based on the website, they’ve closed once again, but this video has left me washed over with memories of the sights and sounds of that glorious summer. The glare of the lights. (We ran at night back then.) The smell of burning oil and rubber. The grit of the dirt in your teeth. Good times!

Yes, chi’ren, this is what your Uncle Trint used to do for fun! And, holy cow, was it fun!!

A few things to notice:

The giant tractor tires sitting on the track were put there to slow us down. The idea was, if we had to slow down to avoid the tires, we’d be driving at a saver speed. Yeah. Nice try.

Keep an eye out for the co-drivers, sitting in the passenger seats. You can see them looking back trying to spot on-coming cars for the driver as you have to race without mirrors.

This was a pretty small race compared to those I raced in. We always had at least 20 cars on the track. The biggest race I was in had over 50!! And, as you can see, there are no yellow flags to let disabled cars get off the track. If your car quits, you just have to sit there and hope you don’t get hit until the race is over. Out of that more-than-50 cars I raced against, less than 10 finished the race.

This one’s for Osama:

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