Two muffins sit in an oven.

The first muffin says, “Man! It’s really hot in here!”

The other muffin says, “HOLY CRAP!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!”

Q: What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

A: Linoleum Blown-apart.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Let’s go ride bikes!!

It’s Work From Home Friday! Time for a WFHF short! (Clicky clicky!)

Q: What is the difference between a coyote and a flea?

A: One howls on the prairie. The other prowls on the hair.

I stayed up late last night and finished the first video from our Colorado trip: 717 Divide Trail Ride.

Q: Why do cows wear bells?

A: Because their horns don’t work.

Q: Why did Mary Poppins have to buy her tissues in bulk?

A: Because of the Super-new-infectous-strain-of-chronic-runny-noses.

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Sing it!

Q1:What do you call an elephant with no eyes?

A1: Why bother. No matter how much you call it, it won’t be able to find you.

Q2: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A2: No eye deer.

Q3: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A3: Fsh.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ether.

Ether who?

Ether bunny! Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Nuther.

Nuther who?

Nuther ether bunny. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Stella.

Stella who?

Stella nuther ether bunny. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Cargo “beep beep” and then squish all those ether bunnies!