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Breaking News: Award Shows Are Stupid

Did anyone miss the Oscars last night? I didn’t…. I didn’t watch them, but I sure didn’t miss them.

I did see about 5 minutes of the show while flipping channels. I saw the make-up award recipients make a speech in the aisle (Wha??) and I saw most of Robin William’s “Sponge Bob’s not gay” shtick.

I read some of the news about the show and it sounds like I didn’t miss a thing. It got good ratings, but critics ravaged the show. I did run across a site with video-low-lights and I watched a couple. That was all it took to confirm my suspicion that 3 hours of Hollywood patting its own back is 3 hours I would rather spend plucking out my toe nails with pliers.

I guess I would have been more interested if they had nominated any movie I even had a desire to watch. That’s the only reason I watched the last three years… yeah, I know… I talk way to much about Lord of the Rings, but honestly, that’s the only reason I watched. I don’t even remember who hosted last year.

I will probably leaf through the “worst dressed” magazine features while I’m in line at the grocery store, but other than that, who cares? By the way, do any of my readers actually enjoy listening to Star Jones? I can’t even stand her commercials. Whenever I see her fawning over some self-important hollywood starlet, I think, “Girlfriend! In what box of cracker jacks did she find her back stage pass?”

Oh, and one other thing. Does anyone else think Chris Rock has monkey hands? Weird weird weird.

Monkey Hands

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