I’ve been playing Delta Force the last few nights. I used to be a DF-aholic years ago. It was the game of choice when I worked at Insurance Technologies. We’d play for hours after work.

All that is to say that I’ve got bullets on my mind, which is why this weeks WBQotW cracks me up.

We can make safer weapons. We can make safer bullets.
Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders

I picture a policeman drawing on a thief and a bright red “BANG!” flag popping from his gun barrel.

Cop: I got you!
Robber: Nuh-uh! You missed.
Cop: I totally got you I was pointing right at you when I yelled, “Bang!”
Robber: Oh yeah? Well, I got Superman underwear on, so your bullets don’t hurt me!