I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger. And then it hit me!

Q: What did the zero say to the eight?

A: “Nice belt!”

When I was down, a friend of mine came over and told me ten jokes to try and make me feel better. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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“No pun intended!” C’mon, people.

Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

A: Beer nuts are a dollar fifty, but deer nuts are under buck.

Q: What is the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

A: One goes “WHACK!” and then says, “Darn!” The other says, “Darn!” and then goes “WHACK!”

Q: Why does a chicken coup always have two doors?

A: Because if it had four doors, it’d be a chicken sedan.

Q: Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

A: Because someone told him to get a long little doggie.

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

Q: Why was the math book so sad?

A: It had a lot of problems.

Two fish are sitting in a tank.

One says to the other, “I’ll drive. You fire the canon.”