Surely you’re not serious.

Surely you are NOT serious!

SURELY YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS!!

If you’re not completely fed up and furious at the TSA by now, you may need to have someone check you for a pulse.

There’s an old idiom about about the shoe being on the other foot. I’ve tried putting a shoe on the other foot. It never really fits and is quite uncomfortable.

In other news…

President Bronco Bomber, campaigning to raise the federal debt limit, was faced with the fact that, when G-Dub was in charge, the Bomber voted against raising the debt limit. Back then it was the Democrats trying to defund the war in Iraq without appearing to be anti-military. After all, that war cost of over 800 billion dollars! Can you imagine?!

Now, Republicans are using the debt limit to defund the Bronco’s pet social projects which are projected to cost multiple trillions of dollars!!

Finding his toes awkwardly cramped by misplaced footwear,  The Bomber now admits it was “a mistake” for him to vote against raising the debt limit.

In other news…

Millions of Americans admit it was “a mistake” for them to vote for the Bronco Bomber.

The push to defund Planned Murderhood has kicked their PR team into high gear. And when Planned Murderhood’s PR gets going, the poo gets deep fast. Don’t fall for the lies.

DefundPlannedParenthood.org

Lest you fall for the lie that the Planned Murderhood exposure is an isolated incident, here’s another. This one is not nearly as dramatic or sensational, but it is quite plain that the counselor is quietly overlooking underage sex slaves and giving advice to their pimp to circumvent the law.

The money shot, as far as I’m concerned is, “We do ’em once or twice a month here.” That is, performing abortions on minors without parental consent, avoiding VA law and potentially covering up sex crimes.

You may find this video shocking. You shouldn’t.

You should know (especially since I’ve told you before over and over and over and over) that Planned Murderhood is a despicable organization staffed with the lowest forms of life that God allows to exist. And here’s the kicker: You’re paying for it. Over $300 million dollars a year of your money keeps Planned Murderhood in business. Contact your U.S. Representative today and demand that Planned Murderhood be federally defunded… that is, unless you want to continue spending your tax dollars to give business advice to pimps with 13-year-old sex slaves.

There are a couple of silver linings on this story.

First, Planned Murderhood fired this manager in a cloud of feigned shock.

Second, the Lamestream Media has finally been forced to come out against their longtime ally (also in a cloud of feigned shock). Maybe we can finally get enough traction to pull their funding for good.

This is for the folks who say that illegal immigration is not a problem. That we should show compassion and quit picking on those poor “undocumented workers.” That we should quit making such a fuss and stop spending so much money. This is for them. As for the rest of you, read this story and remember it so you can share it with the next bleeding heart you meet.

“Controversial Muslim cleric caught being smuggled into U.S. over Mexico border”

U.S. border guards got a surprise when they searched a Mexican BMW and found a hardline Muslim cleric – banned from France and Canada – curled up in the [trunk].

Said Jaziri, who called for the death of a Danish cartoonist that drew pictures of the prophet Mohammed, was being smuggled into California when he was arrested, along with his driver Kenneth Robert Lawler.

The 43-year-old was deported from Canada to his homeland Tunisia in 2007 after it emerged he had lied on his refugee application about having served jail time in France.

According to the court documents, a Mexican guide led Jaziri and a Mexican immigrant over the border fence near Tecate.

No one is saying Jaziri is a terrorist (although he talks like one). But how many more violent men with the same beliefs have strolled into our country? Cabbage pickers and lawn mowers are not the only people pouring through our porous borders. Mark my words: When (not if) we suffer our next major terrorist attack, don’t be surprised if the attackers arrived here on foot from the south.

Clicky clicky for the full story.

Cue the “Hallelujah Chorus!”

I like Sarah Palin. I think she’s a true conservative. I think she’s smart. I think she’s a great mom. But I don’ think she’s presidential. I don’t think she’s electable. I don’t think she should run.

Any conservative in the public eye, politician or otherwise, must accept Lamestream Media venom and SNL mockery. Notice I didn’t say “expect.” By “accept” I mean be able to ignore it, laugh it off, and get on with business. Sarah Palin has proven she can’t do that.

Any conservative running for public office needs have a solid resume. Conservatives, by definition, don’t care about “flair.” We care about policy. We care about getting things done. Former Governor Palin had a real chance to get some things done in Alaska, to beef up her resume. And she quit. Since then, she’s written a couple of books and is now … *sigh* … a reality TV “star.”

Before I can cast my vote for President of the United States of America, I have to know the candidate is serious. Before I can vote to put someone in charge of the big red button, I need to know they can handle the responsibility. The Leader of the Free World needs to have the nerve to sit across a table from Vladimir Putin and tell him to stuff is nuke treaty, to have the chops ignore Kim Jong Il and Ahmadinejad when they are squealing for attention, and the cojones to go nose to nose with Hippy Pelosi and put her in her place.

I like Sarah Palin, but I see no evidence she can do any of those things.

Dear Sarah Palin,

America loves you. I think your great. Please please please please DON’T RUN FOR PRESIDENT!!

Thanks,
Trint

P.S. I’m not the only one who feels this way.

Today, I contacted my U.S. Representative and both of my U.S. Senators with the following letter. Please feel free to do the same.

As usual, thank you for the work you do protecting my conservative values in Washington.

I admit I have not made an exhaustive search, but I have not been able to find out your position on the earmark moratorium.

I understand that some in Congress feel that pork projects are vital to their local districts, but, as a tax payer, I don’t care.

I pay my taxes “in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity,” not to refurbish baseball parks and add airport terminals with shiny brass plaques honoring our members of Congress.

We are trillions of dollars in debt. In my house, when we can’t pay the bills, every last penny is accounted for and every last expense is curtailed until the budget is balanced and the debt is paid. (Yes, as a matter of fact, my household has no unsecured debt and we have a budget surplus. I know. I’m weird.)

Please take the time to express publicly your support for ending earmark spending, and all wasteful and unconstitutional spending by the Federal government.

Thank you.

Your constituent,
Trint Ladd

This arrived via the dreaded email FWD. *Shriek!*

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