Surely you’re not serious.

Surely you are NOT serious!

SURELY YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS!!

If you’re not completely fed up and furious at the TSA by now, you may need to have someone check you for a pulse.

Today, March 2nd, is Texas Independence Day. Happy 175th birthday, Texas!!

Now, go buy some fireworks and picnic makings and enjoy your day off.

Wait, what? We don’t get the day off? Wha… Why not?! *grumble grumble*

Lest you fall for the lie that the Planned Murderhood exposure is an isolated incident, here’s another. This one is not nearly as dramatic or sensational, but it is quite plain that the counselor is quietly overlooking underage sex slaves and giving advice to their pimp to circumvent the law.

The money shot, as far as I’m concerned is, “We do ’em once or twice a month here.” That is, performing abortions on minors without parental consent, avoiding VA law and potentially covering up sex crimes.

You may find this video shocking. You shouldn’t.

You should know (especially since I’ve told you before over and over and over and over) that Planned Murderhood is a despicable organization staffed with the lowest forms of life that God allows to exist. And here’s the kicker: You’re paying for it. Over $300 million dollars a year of your money keeps Planned Murderhood in business. Contact your U.S. Representative today and demand that Planned Murderhood be federally defunded… that is, unless you want to continue spending your tax dollars to give business advice to pimps with 13-year-old sex slaves.

There are a couple of silver linings on this story.

First, Planned Murderhood fired this manager in a cloud of feigned shock.

Second, the Lamestream Media has finally been forced to come out against their longtime ally (also in a cloud of feigned shock). Maybe we can finally get enough traction to pull their funding for good.

This is for the folks who say that illegal immigration is not a problem. That we should show compassion and quit picking on those poor “undocumented workers.” That we should quit making such a fuss and stop spending so much money. This is for them. As for the rest of you, read this story and remember it so you can share it with the next bleeding heart you meet.

“Controversial Muslim cleric caught being smuggled into U.S. over Mexico border”

U.S. border guards got a surprise when they searched a Mexican BMW and found a hardline Muslim cleric – banned from France and Canada – curled up in the [trunk].

Said Jaziri, who called for the death of a Danish cartoonist that drew pictures of the prophet Mohammed, was being smuggled into California when he was arrested, along with his driver Kenneth Robert Lawler.

The 43-year-old was deported from Canada to his homeland Tunisia in 2007 after it emerged he had lied on his refugee application about having served jail time in France.

According to the court documents, a Mexican guide led Jaziri and a Mexican immigrant over the border fence near Tecate.

No one is saying Jaziri is a terrorist (although he talks like one). But how many more violent men with the same beliefs have strolled into our country? Cabbage pickers and lawn mowers are not the only people pouring through our porous borders. Mark my words: When (not if) we suffer our next major terrorist attack, don’t be surprised if the attackers arrived here on foot from the south.

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And now for something completely different. Everyone sing along!

Anything goes in. Anything goes out!
Fish, bananas, old pajamas,
Mutton! Beef! and Trout!

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Sorry. I’ve been working pretty hard lately. Maybe a bit too hard. I shall endeavor to improve.

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SPAM!

I’m sure you saw the news for yesterday’s sad loss. Actor Leslie Nielsen passed away at 84.

Yes, he had a slightly above average acting career. Yes, he had comic genius rather thrust upon him when, as a previously serious actor, he played the dead pan doctor on “Airplane.” Yes, he went on to be a fixture of the slap stick and silly, such as the Naked Gun series. So why would I devote space here for a tribute?

Well, have you read my blog’s title and tag line?! Duh!!

Yep. You read it right. I’m wishing you a bad day today. Why? Why would I be so mean and hateful? Well, because November 19th is “Have a Bad Day” day, of course.

So get out there and make the worst of it!

The Geeks of the 80’s and 90’s are now ruling the world. (But that’s no surprise, right?!) And yet, we still find ourselves sorely lacking many of the technologies that were taken for granted 30 years ago. In the movie 2010, trips to Jupiter were no big deal, but here it is the twilight of the real 2010 and we haven’t even been past the moon! The moon!! We landed there 40 years ago!! C’mon people!

3D movies are making a big come back, but the technology is so 1950. What happened to real 3D movies?! You know, immersive, holographic images that you can walk around or even through?! Remember the “Jaws 19” bill board in “Back to the Future 2” that reached out and ate Marty McFly? And of course, the hologram in the dreams of all children of the 80’s, Princess Leia’s plea to Obi-Wan.

I remember the euphoric, chills-and-goose-bumps experience when I saw the first holographic video game (Time Traveler). Yes! Are real live holographic video game that you could put your hand into! Who cares if the game itself sucked? There was a six inch tall cowboy hologram walking around that shiny black table!! That was 1991. Can you imagine the crushing despair I would have felt if, at that moment, you had told me it would also be the last holographic video game?

Well. There may be hope after all.

The scientists at the University of Arizona say their prototype “holographic three-dimensional telepresence” is the world’s first practical 3D transmission system that works without requiring viewers to wear special glasses or other devices.
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The heart of the system is a new “photographic” polymer. … A 3D image is recorded with an array of cameras … and is then encoded digitally in a fast-pulsed laser beam, which creates holographic pixels or “hogels” in the polymer. The image itself results from an optical interference pattern between two laser beams.

Lasers and polymers and holograms, OH MY!!

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Best Cat Music Video EVAAHHR!

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Color me inspired.

P.S. I must warn you, if you go to YouTube to watch this, it’s got a potty mouth title. I’m sorry that some people can’t grow up and get a real vocabulary.