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If she accomplishes nothing else (unlikely), Sarah Palin has made this valuable contribution to the American lexicon. I, for one, am going to incorporate this new term immediately and often.

Speaking on Sean Hannity’s radio show, Palin said that “Some on the left, that lamestream media, they’re contradicting what I wrote in the book.”

Hannity jumped in to ask, “Did you say lamestream media?”

“Yeah, lamestream,” Palin responded.

A Long Overdue Spanking

This is a must see for every American, especially every American who voted for the Bronco Bomber. The Golden Child’s Golden Lawyer, Attorney General Eric Holder gets thoroughly and soundly spanked by Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC). In six minutes, the administrations terrorist pampering policy is exposed for the pile of monkey hurlage it is. What I really like is the first 15 seconds when Holder’s smug mug is slapped off his face by a very simple, but telling question.

In case you’ve been living under a rock for the last few months, Holder has decided that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (a.k.a. KSM), the mastermind behind the 9/11 terrorist attacks, should not be tried in a military court, but rather a U.S. federal court, were all the privileges of our legal system, and all the rights granted to you and me by the U.S. Constitution will be applied to this monster who hates those very rights with every fiber of his being.

In other words, we’re going to take the guy who has confessed to hatching the plan that killed 3000 Americans, and we’re going to give him a lawyer who will get every shred of evidence we have dismissed because of various legal technicalities and he’ll end up walking free. What’s worse, this will set a legal president that every other terrorist we capture will be able to claim in order to get the same treatment.

I don’t know about you, but that seems to be the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard and the moron who conceived it needs to be throttled. Let the throttling commence:


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Larry Goes to the Market


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Poor poor Larry. What that guy really needs is another 12 pack of beer.

Seriously, chi’ren. Learn from Larry. Just say no.

Driving Like Heaven

I got a healthy chuckle from this bumper sticker on my way to work today.

 I’ll bet Jesus would use his blinker.

Mmmm Bengay

This week’s white board quip is “one of those.” You know, the ones that just make you go, “huh?”

This tastes like grandma.

See? I told you.

November Tenth

It’s November 10th.

On this day in 1483, Martin Luther was born.

On this day in 1775, The United States Marine Corps was founded at Tun Tavern in Philidelphia by Samuel Nicholas.

On this date in 1924, Russell Johnson (A.K.A. Gilligan’s Island’s Professor) was born.

On this day in 1954, U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower dedicated the USMC War Memorial (Iwo Jima memorial) in Arlington National Cemetery.

On this day in 1956, Sinbad, the actor and comic, was born.

Ernie ShirtOn this day in 1969, the first episode of Sesame Street aired, sponsored by the letters W, S, and E, and the numbers 2 and 3.

In honor of this last one, I’m wearing this shirt today.

Tammy got me this shirt for my birthday. OH! That reminds me. I almost forgot.

On this day in 1973, I was unleashed on an unsuspecting world!

Thanks to everyone for all the well-wishes. It feels good to hear from so many friends. Then again, it reminds me what a rotten cad I am for not doing the same for all of you. I need to work on that!

P.S. If you’d like to send a belated gift (I don’t mind!) you’ll find my T-Shirt Wish List at the top of the sidebar.

Health Care Trick or Treat?

My favorite U.S. Senator, John Cornyn, sent out a very informative email last week. I thought I would pass on some excerpts along with my own comments.

“If you are among the hundreds of millions of Americans who already have health insurance…nothing in this plan will require you or your employer to change the coverage or the doctor you have. Let me repeat this: Nothing in our plan requires you to change what you have.” – President Barack Obama, Joint Address To Congress, Washington, September 9, 2009.

Trick or Treat? Trick!

This plan will cause millions of Americans to lose their current health insurance plan and be forced onto the government-run health care plan. See: Lewin Group Analysis of the July 15 draft of the American Affordable Health Choices Act of 2009 (PDF).

Essentially what this study finds is that, by undercutting the allowed payments to doctors and hospitals (by $billions), the “public option” would cut costs for employers and your employer would very likely accept the lower cost in exchange for lower quality of care. If you are covered by your employer’s health insurance, your coverage WILL change.

“These steps will ensure that you — America’s seniors — get the benefits you’ve been promised. They will ensure that Medicare is there for future generations… I will protect Medicare.” – President Barack Obama, Joint Address To Congress, Washington, September 9, 2009.

Trick or Treat? Trick!

This plan guts the already bankrupt Medicare program of nearly a half-trillion dollars. Millions of seniors will see their Medicare benefits reduced. See: CBO Director Douglas Elmendorf, Letter to Sen. Baucus, P.21, 22, 23, 10/7/09 (PDF).

The way I read it, by covering millions more Americans with Medicare, this health care reform would break the back of the already weak Medicare system. In an attempt to band-aid Medicare in the short term, this plan would cut Medicare payments by hundreds of billions of dollars.

“My universal health care plan brings down the cost of health care…and will save the typical family up to $2500 a year on their premiums.” – Then-Candidate Barack Obama, Remarks, Wisconsin, February 13, 2008.

Trick or Treat? Trick!

Every independent analysis of this plan has found it would raise premiums for middle-class families. See: Oliver Wyman, “Insurance Reforms Must Include a Strong Individual Mandate and Other Key Provisions to Ensure Affordability, October 14, 2009 (PDF).

This one’s pretty simple. If you open the doors to people with sever health problems (because this reform bill requires all health insurance companies to cover anyone regardless of health or pre-existing conditions) then all insurance companies will be forced to raise their rates to cover the sudden and dramatic rise in costs. The same is true for everyone who enrolls in the “public option.” Congress’ solution? “Strong mandates and meaningful penalties” for healthy people who don’t want insurance. If you are healthy enough that you’d prefer not to carry insurance (and just pay out of pocket), then you can expect to be seriously penalized (that’s Liberal speak for taxed).

“I will not sign [a bill] if it adds one dime to the deficit, now or in the future, period.” – President Barack Obama, Joint Address To Congress, Washington, September 9, 2009.

Trick or Treat? Trick!

No matter how they spin it or spread it around, there is no way to pass a $1.8 trillion bill without adding a dime to the deficit. In fact, the first vote on health care reform was on a measure that would have added $300 billion to the national debt.

“Under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase.” – Then-Candidate Barack Obama, Remarks, New Hampshire, September 12, 2008.

Trick or Treat? Trick!

This plan increases taxes by more than $400 billion. If you have insurance, you’ll be taxed. If you don’t have insurance, you’ll be taxed. If you use a medical device such as a hearing aid, you’ll be taxed. If you’re a small business and you can’t afford benefits for your employees, you’ll be taxed. If you take prescriptions, you’ll be taxed. See: CBO Director Douglas Elmendorf, Letter To Sen. Baucus, P.5, 10/7/09; “Estimated Revenue Effects Of The Revenue Provisions Contained In Title VI Of The ‘America’s Healthy Future Act of 2009,'” Joint Committee On Taxation, P.2, 10/8/09 (PDF).

According to the document linked, there will be hundreds of billions of dollars in “penalties” for individuals, employers, health care providers, and private insurers. Again, just because Liberals call them “penalties” doesn’t make them anything less than taxes.

“This plan will finally offer you quality, affordable choices.” – President Barack Obama, Joint Address To Congress, Washington, September 9, 2009.

Trick or Treat? Trick!

This plan restricts an additional 14 million Americans to Medicaid – as their only option for health care. At least 40% of doctors in this country won’t even see Medicaid patients and research shows Medicaid patients suffer worse health outcomes compared to those covered by private insurance. See: CBO’s Preliminary Analysis of the Chairman’s Mark for the America’s Healthy Future Act, as Amended, 10/7/09 (PDF).

Personally, I have only one thing to say with regard to this health care reform. Keep yer dang hands off my health care!

I *KNOW* That Guy!

My brother-in-law made the front page of the Amarillo news paper today. He received a big-time award for his work on the Amarillo SWAT team.

In January of last year they cornered a crazed gunman in an apartment complex. The guy fired dozens of rounds from an AK-47 through the front door of an apartment when Kenny and another officer tried to enter. It was a real God-thing that no one got hurt. That is, other than the wanna-be cop killer. He got a well deserved lethal lead lobotomy.

Congrats Kenny!!

Clicky clicky for the complete article.

What’s That Smell?!

Sometimes I get tired of the old, worn-out, optimist v. pessimist debate. I think there’s a time for each. But, Scott Adams (via Dilbert) has giving me the perfect response for the next person who tosses this softball my way:

People say the glass is half full, but they don’t say of what.

I think it’s cat poop.

Nooooooooooo!!!

There’s a ‘net rumor is that Hulu.com is going to start charging for content. I think the title of this post is sufficient for expressing my feelings.

Clicky clicky for the full article or clicky clicky to see how excited I was when I found the good, old, free Hulu.

Sad sad day.

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