I was chatting with my good friend Randy Peterman this morning on the subject of youth (not the attribute, but rather the little people who drive their parents nuts). We had a stimulating conversation about the state of our nations young people, the sad state of modern parenting, and the Biblical alternative. But I’m not going to tell you about all that. I going to share the funny part!

Randy: The thing that amazes me is that any of us turn out at all

Trint: By the grace of God, man. By the grace of God.

Randy: yup

Trint: Sometimes I wonder if the problem with today’s youth is that too many of them are surviving. When we were kids, there were no such things as car seats and bicycle helmets. We played with toys with exposed electric contacts and thousands of “choking hazards”.

Randy: Yes

Trint: Maybe what today’s youth need is a little attrition.

Randy: Thinning out the masses

Trint: Exactly. “See why you should listen to Mommy? Johnny didn’t listen and now he’s dead. You don’t want to die, do you?”

Trint: >:-D

Randy: ROFL

No, of course I’m not serious… although…

* Mark 10:14 (KJV)