I have weird dreams. No, seriously. Really really weird. All the time. I probably have totally off the wall dreams every night, but I only remember them after I wake up about half the time.

This morning, I remembered.

In my dream I was doing database maintenance. This is part of my real-life job in which I am responsible for deleting unneeded data from our databases. So far, not weird. But in my dream, I messed up one of the database commands and deleted Ohio. Yes, the state. It instantly disappeared from all maps and history books. All the buildings, people, cars, everything in the state… poof-gone. Nothing left but trees, grass and an impressive river valley (but no river, because it was named the “O” word).

I felt pretty bad about it, but apparently, there were no backup files for Ohio, so now it’s gone for good. Sorry Bengals fans!