October 27, 2011 - 8:00 am
A blonde is looking to earn some money, so she goes door to door in a rich neighborhood asking for odd jobs. One man answers the door and says, “Well, my porch needs painting. I’ve already got the paint and brushes. I’ll pay you $100 to do the work.”
A short time later the blonde returns, paint stains on her hands and face. “It’s done!”
“Already? That was fast!” the man says. “Here’s your $100.”
“Thanks,” says the blonde, “and by the way. It’s not a porch. It’s a Ferrari!”
