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Today’s Groaner

Q1: Where was Noah when the lights when out?

A1: In d’ark.

Q2: What did Noah say after he got all the animals on the ark?

A2: “Now I herd everything.”

Q3: Where did Noah keep the bees?

A4: In the ark-hives.

Q4: Why couldn’t anyone play poker on the ark?

A4: Because Noah was standing on the deck.

Q5: Once they got the poker game started, which animal would they not let play?

A5: The cheetah.

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