September 3, 2011 - 8:00 am
Q1: Where was Noah when the lights when out?
A1: In d’ark.
Q2: What did Noah say after he got all the animals on the ark?
A2: “Now I herd everything.”
Q3: Where did Noah keep the bees?
A4: In the ark-hives.
Q4: Why couldn’t anyone play poker on the ark?
A4: Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Q5: Once they got the poker game started, which animal would they not let play?
A5: The cheetah.