One of the cool things about my BlueHost account is the great tracking software they offer. I can use Webalizer to see all kinds of stats on my (several) web sites.

A get a real kick out of the “Seach Engine Search Strings” section. It shows me what folks typed into their search engine that resulted in a link to my site. Here are a few that I don’t quite understand.

big feet (I don’t think size 12 is so unusual.)

dave berry philadelphia dumb (I don’t think Dave Berry is dumb. I can’t speak for Philly.)

clip and pictures of bath scene with kidman and bright (Yyyyeah. I’m fresh out of those. Sorry.)

one arm bandit clip dukes of hazzard (Ah. The rednecks are ONLINE!)

five syllable names boys girls (Please don’t do that to your kid.)

rnc091604 (10-4, right back at ya, good buddy.)

arafat papa smurf (Believe it or not, I got a TON of hits from this.)

cartoon smirf information (I do NOT watch the Smurfs…. I swear!)

explosive and non complient children (Yeah, you really have to watch out for non-compliant, explosive children.)

(Edit: Updated links)This is wicked awesome. Check out these animated gifs about Crazy Boromir. If you read as slow as I do, you’ll have to watch them loop two or three times to get all the dialog.

Boromir’s Imaginary Phone

Boromir’s Ninja Wizard Plan

Boromir’s Catapult Plan

You know you’re a hopeless LOTR geek when stuff like this eats up 30 minutes of an otherwise productive day.