Does anyone know how “the birds and the bees” have anything to do with sex education? Birds lay eggs in nests and bees have one queen and hundreds of drones which fertilize her. Dude, if that is what sex is supposed to be like, I’m very very lost.

Maybe it’s because I made it all the way through public school with only one chapter of Sex Ed. (8th grade health class was probably the most uncomfortable time of my entire life.)

Many people tell me sex education should start at birth.
Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders

Yeah. I’m sure the Feds would do a much better job of teaching about these things.*

Man, I said “sex” five times in one post. This should get me tons of google hits!

(* Please read that sentence with as much sarcasm as you can muster. Imagine Bill Maher talking about Pat Robertson for President and then bump it up a notch from there.)