(Special thanks to my ghostwriter Tammy. I love you!)

If you have ever been hurt before you know how tired you get from telling the same story over and over. “What happen to you?”, “How did you get hurt?”.

So to avoid that I am going to post here what happened to me and how I did that. If you see me you will notice my right arm is in a sling. And you might notice some road rash here and there. Well you see I was riding in the Tour de France and I was just about to pass Lance Armstrong when that little Austin cheat knocked me over…What?! You don’t believe me..Ok. Ok. There was this alligator…No? Ok. I was flying an airplane and…

All right I’ll be honest I fell off my bicycle (and it had nothing to do with Lance Armstrong). I was on my way home from work and I fell over. There! Are you happy now?

After hours at the ER and lot of girlish screaming we found out I have cracked the head of my radius bone in my right forearm. Everything else is fine. Thanks for your concern and prayers. You can send flowers or cash donations to… Whoa… Hold on… My medicine is starting to… Wheeee!!

P.S. (From Tammy) You think my husband is weird? You should see him on muscle relaxers.