This blog post about getting in trouble for stuff you did in your wife’s dreams would probably only be funny to you if you were me… and if this happened to you often… like it does to me.

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It’s official. The holidays are here. (Pay no attention to the Christmas decorations at the mall that have already been up for a month.) This will be a really short week for most of us. (Tammy is only working one day and most of our kids got the whole week off from school!) Be safe and have a good time.

Remember, the fourth Thursday in November is a celebration of prosperity and glut, so you’d better start packing on the carbs early!! I strongly recommend sweatpants.

And for this consumption based season, offer this week’s white board quip:

I got food poisoning today. I don’t know when I’ll use it.
– Steven Wright