According to this news article (which I admit is from a ring-wing-nut web site), recent data released from the Centers for Disease Control shows that, in 2008, sexually transmitted diseases infected more new people than college graduations and new jobs combined.

Frighteningly, there were six times as many new STD infections among 15-24 year-olds than the total number of college graduates that year. Six times!!

According to the CDC, there were more than 110 million Americans living with an STD in 2008. (And that’s five years ago! How many more since then?!) That’s basically one in three. Statistically, if you can ride in the car pool lane, someone in your car probably has crotch cooties.

So, at what point do the Liberal nut jobs concede that their “they’re going to do it anyway,” “free condoms for kids,” sex ed programs (that started before I was in junior high) don’t work?

If you want to guarantee that you won’t get an STD, you have one option and one option only: Be a virgin when you marry a virgin. Anything less, and you’re playing against the odds.

I’m trying something new! I’m hoping this will put a fire under my Work From Home Friday video productions.

Warning: I’m going into grumpy old man mode!

When I was a kid, I made a few short movies, mostly animated. They were … well, they were terrible. But I made them using an on-the-shoulder VHS camera, a cassette tape recorder for sound, and two VCRs for editing. I used Legos, GI Joe figures, even tooth picks and play dough. It was pains-taking, frustrating, and tedious, but it was all I knew.

If there had been GoPro mini cameras, digital SLRs shooting full HD video, and movie editing software back then, I would have made something EXACTLY like this:

Then again, I do have all this stuff now, and the best I can do is post videos of me griping about jury duty. Man, I’m old.

If this is not on a t-shirt, someone needs to make it into a t-shirt RIGHT AWAY!

If this IS a t-shirt, someone needs to send me a link so I can buy it RIGHT AWAY!