Pleated-Jeans.com is one of those websites that’s like crack cocaine to my procrastination. You really really really should not click that link if you expect to get anything done today.

Speaking of which, it’s Monday and so it’s time for a fresh new White Board Quip of the Week. Normally, I pull a random quip from a database (yes, really) of quips that I have collected over time. But today’s quip jumped straight to the head of the queue. It’s from P-J’s post, “18 Facebook Statuses That Are Actually Worth Reading,” and it made me cubicle-snort (see explanation below).

I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.

*snork* … *wheeez* … Must… not… disturb… cubicle farm… with… laughter!!

Time to plug in your sub-woofer, grab your lightsaber and turn them both up to 11! Seriously!!

A bit of simple wisdom from my youth.

What doesn’t kill you makes you smaller.
– Super Mario

Of course, if I’d grown up with Sega and Sonic, it might say something about losing a pile of gold rings.

We are in the process of shuffling our toys. Buying and selling is an adventure with many pitfalls. Did you guys know that there are scammers on CraigsList? I know! Shocking, right?!

Where does he get those wonderful toys? – The Joker

I’m doing pretty good with my exercise regimen, but I’m not losing weight yet. Maybe it’s because of this week’s white board quip.

Exercise? Extra fries!

(And yes, it’s late. I know. Shut up.)