Pleated-Jeans.com is one of those websites that’s like crack cocaine to my procrastination. You really really really should not click that link if you expect to get anything done today.

Speaking of which, it’s Monday and so it’s time for a fresh new White Board Quip of the Week. Normally, I pull a random quip from a database (yes, really) of quips that I have collected over time. But today’s quip jumped straight to the head of the queue. It’s from P-J’s post, “18 Facebook Statuses That Are Actually Worth Reading,” and it made me cubicle-snort (see explanation below).

I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.

*snork* … *wheeez* … Must… not… disturb… cubicle farm… with… laughter!!