Q: How did Hitler tie his shoes?

A: With Nazis.

Q: Where did Hitler keep his armies?

A: In his sleevies.

Q: What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

A: Hip-pop.

Q: What is invisible and smells like carrots?

A: A rabbit fart.

(Honestly, I laughed at this one until my eyes leaked.)

Q: Why was the sand wet?

A: Because the sea weed on it.

Do weight-conscious drug dealers sell diet coke?

Q: How does Luke Skywalker get through the forrest?

A: Ewoks.

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“He walks.” Jeez, people. If I have to explain it every time… *sigh*

Q1: What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and…

A1: A penguin rolling down a hill.

Q2: What is black and white and laughing.

A2: The penguin that pushed him.

If you’re resting on your laurels, you’re wearing them on the wrong end!

Q: What did the tourist say when he called his friends from his hotel in Cuba?

A: Havana great time!