Ever wonder…

Why are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink?

Speaking of deli meats, here is this week’s WBQotW

I love animals. They’re delicious.

It’s always fun to see reality trump philosophy.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can pay to have the people who irritate you whacked.

OBTW, apparently a bunch of people in the movie business got together last night to take turns stroking each other’s egos. But I was too busy watching Dirty Jobs and Dogfights to care.

Back in January, I set some short term goals for myself. I did… okay. I made it through January without eating donuts, rice or potatoes, but I fell off the wagon big time when it came to soft drinks and candy. My weekly weigh-in showed only minimal results from the first two weeks, when I was staying true. But after I gave it to the temptations, I quickly floated back up to my current (over) weight plateau (250 pounds más o menos).

So now, I must redouble my efforts. And this week’s white board quip might add some motivation through degradation.

You’re not fat! You just look fat because you’re so old.

Love is in the air, and in my nose.

If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

The web site is up. Finally, I am able to post another WBQotW. (Now all I have to do is fix all the bug reports that keep pouring in.)

Ruh Roh Raggy!
– Scooby Doo

The holidays are almost over and like most of 2006, for me, it has gone by in a blur. This year certainly had its ups and downs. But I figure they all even out pretty well, making this year “ok” on the official super secret year ranking system.

Now, to get us all ready for 2007, I offer you the final WBQotW for 2006. Be safe and God bless you all.

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling;
He who makes one is a fool.

File this one under “ewww”.

I wouldn’t be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

I remain, for the moment, alive… clinically. Don’t give up on me yet. Keep checking back from time to time. Until then, WBQotW #82! (It’s a weird one.)

That’s the problem with sweatpants.

Thanks for all the well wishes and encouragement (via email, myspace, etc.). I’ll get back to my normal blog routine someday. Til then, enjoy my white board.

Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?