In the spirit of new years and fresh starts, this week’s quip is Paul Lynde‘s answer to a question on Hollywood Squares.

Q: In what state was Abraham Lincoln born?
A: Well, like all of us naked and screaming!

I loved the Animaniacs. I most miss Pinky and The Brain. But this week’s WBQotW is not from Pinky and The Brain. It is Wakko Warners famous epiphany…

I’m not wearing any pants!

If you can read the title of this post, you will probably appreciate this week’s WBQotW. It’s another dose of ThinkGeek techno-attitude. As a matter of fact, one of my co-workers is wearing this shirt today! What a coinky-dink.

Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script.

Googly-moogly, it’s been over two weeks since my last white board quip. Shame on me.

WBQotW #47 is from a shirt on ThinkGeek.com. If you don’t know what this means, then you don’t have a clue. *wink*

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My truck, BamBam (What? You don’t name your vehicles? Shame on you!), is famous for it’s many bumper stickers. Not just any bumper sticker has what it takes to make it onto my truck. They must say something important, poignant, or whacky enough to be a WBQotW. Such is the case with this week’s quip.

If you’re living like there is no God, you’d better be right!

This week’s WBQotW comes from an old bumper sticker I saw in the early 90’s (looong before anyone knew Dr. Atkins).

Eat Rice. Potatoes make your butt big.

Which prompts a quandry. Wouldn’t it make more sense to call it Potato Butt, than Cottage Cheese Thighs?

This one speaks for itself.

The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.

Amen.

This weeks WBQotW comes from that bastion of political correctness… Saturday Night Live.

I’ve seen women act this way. They frighten the cattle!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s Wednesday. So this quip only gets half a week. It’s not a very good quip anyway.

(Man, I sound so angry today. *Thinks happy thoughts* Mmmm peach cobbler… Okay. I’m better now.)

Here is yet another quip from the movie French Kiss.

I get around as nature intended… in a car.

You may recall that before all the brouhaha of moving to a new office, the WBQotW was a quote from the movie French Kiss. This week I offer another such quote.

“I don’t know what they taught you in France, but rude and interesting are not the same things.”