And now… WBQotW #30!! (Does this mean SYNS is “middle-aged”?)

If you could choose any color from a box of 64 crayons, which one would you eat?

A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense.

Actually, I just thought of something. What about when a tree falls on an automobile. Hmm.

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Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

WBQotW #28 is from the “Worst Analogies Ever”.

WBQotW #27 is from the net lore classic “Worst Analogies Ever”.

“Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.”

Presenting WBQotW #26

Follow your dream! Unless it’s the one where you’re at work in your underwear during a fire drill.

This dream seems to be universal. I wonder if Tibetan monks have dreams were they show up at the temple to meditate and then realize their not wearing their bright orange robes.

25! Wow. That’s impressive.

This weeks quip comes from good ol’ Ren and Stimpy. So put on your patented Stuponitron © helmets and go back with me to the good ol’ days before Comedy Central and SpikeTV when MTV was the only source for good, clean, demented humor.

“Okay Space Cadets! Prepare to hurt’l through the cosmos!”

This week’s white board quip is from the deep, dark days when white board quips were just getting started (that is to say, back in 1998 when I was an intern at Hewlett Packard). This is the type weirdness that made the white board quips so popular.

If you could choose between the body of a sixty year old and the body of an eighteen year old, where would you keep it?

I’m really bummed to learn that Dilbert.com only keeps a couple of months’ worth of comic strips archived. This quote was from a January strip, but I can’t link to it.

This WBQotW was Alice’s response when she was asked if the latest managment tactics had motivated her.

“My urge to hurl has increased a little bit.”

I have to be honest. I have no idea where this came from, but it’s been sitting in my quip queue for a while.

“I blame the soup. Stupid soup.”

Did you get your taxes done on time?

Be thankful that we don’t get as much government as we pay for.