surelyyourenotserious.com
Don’t Forget Earth Day!

Yes, it’s Earth Day! To help you celebrate this important holiday, I’ve put together a to-do list for my eco-conscious readers.

  • Use twice as much toilet paper as usual.
  • Flush three time (twice for the extra paper, and once to salute the Earth).
  • Don’t bother with that silly hair gel. Just use aerosol hair spray.
  • Leave the fan running in the bathroom all day. Got to clear out those fumes.
  • Crank up the AC. It’s gonna be a hot one today!
  • Whoops! Now it’s too cold in here. Better kick on that space heater.
  • Turn on all the lights. Let’s make this Earth Day the brightest ever!
  • Mailing something today? Be sure to ask for over-night air-mail! Keep those jets flying!
  • Drive to work. Drive to lunch. Drive home. Drive to dinner. Drive to church. Drive no where in particular.
  • Oh, and since “Fatties Cause Global Warming”, be sure to super-size it! Do you want fries with that? You bet! It’s Earth Day!!

© Copyright 2004-2005, Light-Spark Design
Powered By WordPress