The title of this post does not mean that I am having digestive problems. Rather it is that the internet connection at the office today is not behaving as expected. My trillian chat client has been beeping and bopping incessantly as my connections to MSN and Yahoo go up and down. Surfing is impossible as pages will partially load, or not load at all.

*sigh* Has my life grown so shallow that I can’t survive without watching the latest video or reading the latest web comic?

Yes. Yes it has.

Now leave me alone. You’ll get your white board quip tomorrow. In the mean time, I’ve got many many web sites to continually refresh as I attempt to get my fix.