I’m trying to figure out the best way to showcase my twitter wisdom here on the blog. I’m no fan of redundancy, but sometimes my tweets are so golden they need to be shared as far and wide as possible. (See how humble I am?! Amazing!)

I’ve looked at a few WordPress plugins, but haven’t found what I’m looking for just yet.

In the mean time, here’s some twitter gold from the last few days:

Humor:

@trint99 I almost installed instagram on my phone for the sole purpose of making a snide comment on a friend’s pic. Emphasis on “almost.”

RT: @TheRealSheldonC Back when Batman was a 12 year old girl. pic.twitter.com/YeagZj8V

@trint99 I have a mirror so I can see when someone comes into my cubicle. NOT just so I can make silly faces at myself. Honest!! pic.twitter.com/TOfPRNb

@trint99 Only 342 shopping days until Christmas. http://t.co/bzzK3SY

Politics:

@trint99 In Texas, even angels carry guns. http://goo.gl/vjswV #LegalGunsStopCrime

@trint99 Obama can’t preach protecting children from guns given his views on protecting them from abortion. http://goo.gl/IIQz0 #DeathOfInnocents

Both:

@trint99 Wife: Maybe with the new gun laws, we should start collecting swords! I get Sting! It will light up when the Obama Orcs come! #BestWifeEver