September 6, 2011 - 8:00 am
A mother lioness was caring for her two cubs. They had just come back from hunting and one was badly constipated but the other was fine. The mother asked the cubs what they had eaten. The health cub said, “A man reading a book,” and the sick one said, “A man sitting at a typewriter.”
“Well no wonder!” said the lioness. “Everyone knows readers digest, but writers block!”