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Not by the Hair of My Chinny Chin Chin

Almost every Christmas and Easter, when my church puts on our holiday shows, I get made fun of for the fact that I can’t grow a beard. I end up either playing Pontius Pilot or just looking stupid with stage-make-up stubble.

But when push comes to shove (or steel comes to face) I get the last laugh.

I shave religiously every Tuesday and Friday using a 20¢ Bic disposable and water. No cream, no soap, no fancy expensive blade. And the result is a baby smooth face with no rash or burning or cuts.

Challenge my manhood if you will, but my face feels great!

For the rest of you, my buddy Dave wrote a blog post about his luxurious shaving style.

Audio Polution

Construction has picked up in the office space next door. Today the noise has reached a new high point.

After I tweeted about it, I didn’t feel I had achieved the catharsis I was looking for, so I got out my Treo cell phone and recorded the sound in my office. Remember that the microphone on my cell phone is designed to pick up a nice loud voice an inch away, so what you are about to hear is much quieter than the actual noise level. You can just barely hear the Spanish crooning in the first few seconds, while I can hear every lovely word of it.

Clicky clicky to get the MP3 sound file.

Snow…

Last night, DFW got a light dusting of snow. Of course, by morning it was little more than some frosting on the grass, but did actually see snow flakes falling. *sigh* I miss the mountains.

Anyway, I promised you a white board quip so here it is.

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

In Dallas, he drives 90 MPH just like everyone else. And if he actually encounters any icy bridges… he dies just like everyone else.

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