Another milestone, of sorts, snuck (Sneaked? Snookered?) past last week. And as such, we are forced to celebrate the two hundred first white board quip.

Hooray. (Party horn sound.)

And here it is: Another Dilbert, Pointy-Haired Boss quip.

Ooh. I think I felt a little personal growth there.
– The Pointy-Haired Boss

Oh. Well, that might have been a little inappropriate.

Oh well. Have a great week!

[Ed. Upon recount. This is actually WBQotW #200. So party on, Wayne!]

I got this from a web comic about a recently deceased ghost. It was weird and had too much poopy language, but I at least I got a good white board quip out of the deal!!

Thanks for living. We value your feedback. We’d love to know why you canceled your subscription to being alive.
– Paul, who is a ghost

P.S. Once again, two WBQ’s in a row means I’m not blogging enough. Ugh! I do have some big news to share, though. So maybe soon.

This week’s white board quip asks a ponderous question.

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Last week’s quip was from Dilbert’s Pointy-Haired Boss. I have a lot of really good PHB quips so this week I’m starting a series. For the next few weeks (or until I run out of good ones) the white board will be devoted to the PHB.

Would you mind not exhaling so much in my office?
– The Pointy-Haired Boss

Once in a while, Dilbert reminds me to be grateful for what I have. I have a great job and a pretty darned good boss. And I’m thankful to God above that I don’t have a boss like Dilbert’s Point-Haired Boss.

Some people call it stupidity. I like to call it cleverness.
– The Pointy-Haired Boss

Sadly, I’ve actually be working rather than my usual goofing off and surfing on my employer’s dime. So I’ve nearly missed the whole thing, but…

May the 4th be with you! #StarWarsDay

And now for this week’s white board quip:

Uncle Owen, this R2 unit is a bad motivator. And it’s PowerPoint slides are full of mismatched clip art! What a piece of junk!

Yeah, I know. Not my best work, but I didn’t have anything Star Wars related in my queue. *shame*

I’ve been in on so many of these kinds of meetings, I’ve lost count.

Wow, that is such a stupid idea, I feel dumber just hearing it.

You have the coolest mom. She smells like Miracle Whip.
– Joseph Gribble

This week’s white board quip is inspired by NetFlix! Yes, odd. I know. But I just found the first TWELVE seasons of King of the Hill are now available for instant viewing on NetFlix. Twelve seasons!! Now, my DVR has been dutifully recording KotH episodes much faster than I can view them. (Up to four a day!) But the DVR isn’t real good at reading my mind. You see, it tends to record every episode, whether I’ve seen it before or not. In fact, it records episodes that I’ve watched on that same DVR and then erased. And the DVR has no control over the episodes that are broadcast. They tend to show up in no particular order, all twelve seasons, mixed together and some episodes never seem to surface. Now, with NetFlix, I can (and I assure I will) watch every episode, in order, from Genesis to Revelation, so to speak.

Next, NetFlix sent me an email today to let me know they have the technology (“We can rebuild him!” … sorry) to turn my Wii system into a NetFlix instant viewer! That’s right. They’re sending me a free CD which will install their instant player on my Wii. I’ll be able to watch any instant view content from NetFlix, via the intertoobs and my Wii, right on my living room TV. ROXORZ!!1!

Last I read, the US rip-off of UK’s “The IT Crowd” has been canceled. Probably for the better, since we’d have ruined it. Now, I just need the Brits to make more.

That girl earlier, that tried to beat me to death with her shoes. Did anybody get her number?
Roy – The IT Crowd

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?