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Pimpin’ Minivan

I absolutely love funny, well done, just-for-the-web advertising (a.k.a. viral ads). There is a whole series on YouTube for the Toyota Sienna minivan. If you’ve got some time, check out the whole series here. If you don’t, allow me to share a few of my favorites.

The Swagger Wagon


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Bonding Time – I don’t know why but this one makes me think of RandyPants.


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Mommy’s Rest – If you snore (like me), this one will hit home for sure.


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Now, ask yourself. Does viral advertising work? Well, what are the chances that I would be pimping a minivan on my blog if it weren’t for these awesome videos? Two words: Ze-Ro.

Tammy’s Home

Not that she’s been anywhere else. I mean, it’s not like she’s home from a battlefield or jail or anything. But she is home from work.

God has blessed us and we figured out that, by tightening our belts just a little, Tammy could quit her job in Dallas and find something that, though it will pay less, will be closer to home! Tandy (not the computer company) was very good to Tammy, but between the 60 mile round trip through horrid traffic, the 5 AM alarm clock, and the… well… hostile work environment, it came to the point were the money just wasn’t worth it.

What’s even better, with our First Time Home Buyer tax credit, we have enough in savings that Tammy can take a month or so off before she starts looking for a job closer to home.

Having just finished her first full week without a job since High School, Tammy is doing great. She is just getting the tiniest tinge of cabin fever, but she’s loving getting up with me and hanging out in the mornings before I head to work. So far so good. Next week, she’s actually pretty booked up, between dentist visits, meeting to counsel and encourage youth, and volunteering at the church.

I’m so thankful that we were able to get her home. It was definitely a “God thing” and now, we trust that He will find her the perfect job when the time comes.

WFHF: That Song

It’s time for another Work From Home Friday video! YAAAAY!

You know what it’s like. It’s happened to all of us. You get that song stuck in your head and you just can’t shake it. Until…


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This is my first “HD” video, at least according to YouTube. If you click through to the YouTube page, you can select 720p (HD) on the bottom right of the player and watch it in supper high clarity.  Plus, you may notice a significant addition to this Friday’s video. Tammy!! Yes, she’s home!!! More details in the next post.

Happy No Pants Day!!

Seriously! The first Friday in May is No Pants Day. I’m doing my part. Are you?!

No Pants Day!

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The British Are Voting! The British Are Voting!

UK BulldogI don’t know if I have any actual readers in the UK. According to Google Analytics, I do get some hits from the little island across the pond. But regardless, I want to give a nod to our limey chums.

I know I’m late with this (According to my clock, there are only three hours before the polls close), but I still think it’s worth it.

Get out there and vote! Give David Cameron and the Conservative Party a chance to fix the mess that 13 years of Labor has gotten you into!!

The Culture of Double Standards

I know that we live in a lost world. I know that we are surrounded by people who do not have the same values, morals, or faith. And you know what? I’m OK with that. Given my rhetoric, you might not think so, but I do embrace the American experiment. We all have freedom of speech, so people can say the dumbest things they want to say. We all have freedom of religion, so people can worship whatever gods they can invent. And we have the freedom of the press, so sick pinko liberal stinkies can broadcast their hateful, racist diarrhea of the mouth all over our media outlets.

But here’s where I get irritated.  It just burns my hide at how openly and blatantly double standards are played out and accepted. Today’s headlines bring us three glaring examples.

Double Standard #1 – Thou shalt not segregate, denigrate, calumniate, or depreciate any person or group based on their ethnicity… unless they’re white.

The principal of Dicken Elementary School; in Ann Arbor, MI; is unapologetic after conducting a field trip for black kids only. His argument remains that he was trying to “close the achievement gap between white and black students.” I’ll admit, that’s a noble pursuit. But you don’t accomplish that by sending all the black kids to a motivational speech and telling all the with kids, “Sorry, you’re white. Go to class.” What’s worse, Principal Mike Madison seems to be completely blind to his own racism.

“The intent of our field trip was not to segregate or exclude students as has been reported, but rather to address the societal issues, roadblocks and challenges that our African American children will face as they pursue a successful academic education here in our community.”

In other words, “This isn’t racism. I’m helping black kids!” Ummm… No, that’s racism.

rac·ism –noun: A belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human races determine cultural or individual achievement.

And this is certainly not just about putting black kids first. Noo. That would be too obvious. We have to be “colorblind” in our efforts to subjugate white kids. As our second story illustrates.

At Live Oak High School in Morgan Hill, CA, as suburb of San Fransisco, five white kids were sent home when they refused to turn their t-shirts inside-out as ordered by their asst. principal. Why? Because their shirts featured American flags. Assistant Principal Miguel Rodriguez, a Hispanic man, felt the shirts where “incendiary” and the kids were trouble makers because they were touting their American pride on Cinco de Mayo. According to Annicia Nunez, a Hispanic student at the school, the boys owe her an apology because, “…it is a Mexican Heritage Day. We don’t deserve to be get disrespected like that. We wouldn’t do that on Fourth of July.” Uhh, Miss Nunez, you’re statement would make perfect sense if this had happened in Baja, but it didn’t. You are an American citizen (I hope) and an idiot.

To its credit, the school district has issued a statement that it did not agree with the school’s actions. And what makes this particularly juicy is that at least one of the students, even though he has pale skin and a European last name, is half Mexican.

Double Standard #2 – Thou shalt not disparage, insult, or even joke about any religion, faith, or moral stance… as long as it’s either Islam or Atheism.

Last month, Comedy Central was in the news for censoring it’s most depraved and insulting show for the only the second time in it’s thirteen year history. In both of those cases, South Park episodes were changed specifically to prevent the show from offending Islam. This is in spite of the fact that South Park has recurring Jesus and Satan characters that are genuinely appalling to Christians. In the very episode in question, Mohammad was removed, but “Jesus Christ was depicted watching pornography and Buddha was portrayed snorting cocaine.”

To add insult to … insult, Comedy Central is developing a new animated show, “JC,” which is “a cartoon show about Christ trying to get out from the shadow of his ‘powerful but apathetic father’ so He can lead a typical ol’ New York life.” Yeah. I’m sure that won’t offend anyone. At least not anyone that matters. Right?

Hellooo? Facebook? Are you there?

I don’t know why but since the WBQotW of April 28th, Facebook has not been cross-posting from here. This is more or less just a test now that I’ve double checked all the settings.

So, in short, please ignore the man behind the curtain!

It’s Star Wars Day!

Sadly, I’ve actually be working rather than my usual goofing off and surfing on my employer’s dime. So I’ve nearly missed the whole thing, but…

May the 4th be with you! #StarWarsDay

And now for this week’s white board quip:

Uncle Owen, this R2 unit is a bad motivator. And it’s PowerPoint slides are full of mismatched clip art! What a piece of junk!

Yeah, I know. Not my best work, but I didn’t have anything Star Wars related in my queue. *shame*

WBQotW #194

I’ve been in on so many of these kinds of meetings, I’ve lost count.

Wow, that is such a stupid idea, I feel dumber just hearing it.

The Murder Industry Rolls On

“Freedom of choice” does not mean freedom to ignore the law; the state law, federal law, or the universal law of morality and common sense. (See how I did that all “PC” and didn’t mention God and the Bible? It wasn’t easy.) If you’re “pro-choice” (another piece of PC monkey hurlage), you need to know that the people inside this industry are not the saints you may believe they are. You need to know that abortion is an industry and it destroys lives (both born and unborn) en mas every day. And it’s not some righteous campaign to empower women. Do you think they’re empowering this “14-year-old” rape victim? No. They’re making money as fast as they can with no regard for human life, or even human dignity.

See the LiveAction.org article here.

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