I’ve got to get back to work. When I stop rowing, the slave ship just goes in circles.

This week’s WBQotW has been in my queue for a very long time, but coincidentally I learned more about it just last week.

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
Albert Einstein

I had used this quote in an email to a disenfranchised catholic friend. Then, I decided to google it. Sure enough I found the article in which Einstein published his thoughts on religion and science. While I disagree with his assertions about God, I respect the fact that he understood the necessity of faith even in the realm of science.

I mentioned that things are pretty busy around here and (once again) I’m trying to focus my daylight hours more on work than play. Thus the blog is growing some moss. Sorry about that. To make up for it, the WBQotW for today exemplifies my usual frame of mind (the one that gets me in trouble).

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

Now, BACK TO WORK!

In honor of the unofficial beginning of summer, I give you this week’s white board quip. It’s from a not-to-well thought out swim wear advertisement.

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

I’m sure I’ve experienced this at work.

Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.

BTW, Happy Anniversary, Angel!!

This week’s WBQotW gets back to the roots of the original white board quips. By that I mean that when this all started ages ago, I would write bizarre, random, weird things on my cubicle white board. Nowadays, my white board quips are usually more about humor or provoking thought. This one is just plain weird.

I found out yesterday that I don’t have a left arm.

Don’t try to figure it out. Just nod and walk away.

This week’s WBQotW is another one for the geek crowd. If you don’t understand this, then there’s a fair chance some tech support jockey has this opinion of you.

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This used to be on a shirt over at ThinkGeek.com, but I can’t find it now.

Ahh, celebrity. It’s that unique quality that turns a very likable person into a complete jerk. Fred Allen said it best:

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Yes, it is that time again. This week’s WBQotW pays homage to that less morbid of life’s two inevitabilities.

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always count on the support of Paul.

This week’s white board quip comes from one of those ancient email forwards which purports to contain actual classified ads.

Classified ad – Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

Clearly, the machine operators’ union has grown too powerful!